So by now I am pretty sure everyone has either seen or heard about the infamous January/February 2012 issue of  Playboy that has Lindsay Lohan in it. To be honest I saw it and the best word to describe it is well “meh”, I started thinking about it and decided to come up with a list of women I would like to see in playboy.

So lets get started in no certain order…

Kat Dennings

Katie McGrath

Alyson Hannigan

Amanda Seyfried

Yvonne Strahovski

So what do you think? Agree, Disagree, Do you have your own list? leave it in the comments

As I was walking out of a gas station I was approached by two men and well this is what happened.

“Homeless” Man #1:
Excuse me sir, me and my friend here just got off the bus from Dallas where we lost everything. We have no jobs and have no money could you spare anything

“Homeless” Man #2:
We have been eating from dumpsters, we even got these clothes out of the trash from up the street next to the glass repair shop. *holds up a t-shirt, sweatpants and a pair of sunglasses.*

“Homeless” Man #1:
The guy that owns that place is a drunk, he started yelling at us for just walking through his parking lot. Telling us that we needed to get jobs and quit bothering people.

“Homeless” Man #2:
What an asshole, he is lucky I’ve been through anger management or I would have beat that drunk fucker’s ass.

“Homeless” Man #1:
Sorry, bout my friend sir he gets worked up sometimes…

At this point I hand a 10 to “Homeless” guy #1 and walk across the street to a local burger place, not even seconds later here comes the “Homeless” two-some.

“Homeless” Man #1:
I am starving!

“Homeless” Man #2:
*Walks over to me* Um, how much did you give my friend?

Me:
A 10

“Homeless” Man #2:
*Wide eyed* Seriously! Aw thanks man. Here I thought that asshole was going to ruin my day .
*Runs over to “Homeless” man #1*  This shit is a waste of money lets go to Burger-King *looks back at me*

Me:
*point off to the right* that way.

“Homeless” Man #1:
But I hungry now.

“Homeless” Man #2:
You can get more at Burger-King

“Homeless” Man #1:
Damn it, okay 

Honestly, I gave them a 10 for the simple fact that they had their shit together and gave me a interesting experience instead of the usual “hey man, got any spare change…” These two modern day bards have just set the bar a little high for everyone in need.

So come to find out I have only seen 32 out of AFI’s 100 top movies of the past 100 years. I am thinking about watching the other 68 movies on the list at some point. Maybe like 1 a week or some shit like that.

Let me know how many of these movies you have seen in the comments.

1. Citizen Kane (1941)

2. The Godfather (1972) Seen It

3. Casablanca (1942) Seen It

4. Raging Bull (1980)

5. Singin’ in the Rain (1952) Seen It

6. Gone with the Wind (1939) Seen It

7. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

8. Schindler’s List (1993) Seen It

9. Vertigo (1958)

10. The Wizard of Oz (1939) Seen It

11. City Lights (1931)

12. The Searchers (1956)

13. Star Wars (1977) Seen It

14. Psycho (1960) Seen It

15. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Seen It

16. Sunset Blvd. (1950)

17. The Graduate (1967)

18. The General (1927)

19. On the Waterfront (1954)

20. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) Seen It

21. Chinatown (1974)

22. Some Like It Hot (1959)

23. The Grapes of Wrath (1940)

24. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Seen It

25. To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)

26. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

27. High Noon (1952)

28. All About Eve (1950)

29. Double Indemnity (1944)

30. Apocalypse Now (1979)

31. The Maltese Falcon (1941)

32. The Godfather Part II (1974)

33. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)

34. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Seen It

35. Annie Hall (1977)

36. The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

37. The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

38. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

39. Dr. Strangelove (1964) Seen It

40. The Sound of Music (1965) Seen It

41. King Kong (1933)

42. Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

43. Midnight Cowboy (1969)

44. The Philadelphia Story (1940)

45. Shane (1953)

46. It Happened One Night (1934)

47. A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

48. Rear Window (1954)Seen It

49. Intolerance (1916)

50. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Seen It

51. West Side Story (1961) Seen It

52. Taxi Driver (1976)

53. The Deer Hunter (1978)

54. M*a*s*h (1970) Seen It

55. North By Northwest (1959)

56. Jaws (1977) Seen It

57. Rocky (1976) Seen It

58. The Gold Rush (1925)

59. Nashville (1975)

60. Duck Soup (1933)

61. Sullivan’s Travels (1958)

62. American Graffiti (1973)

63. Cabaret (1972)

64. Network (1976)

65. The African Queen (1951)

66. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Seen It

67. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)

68. Unforgiven (1992)

69. Tootsie (1982) Seen It

70. A Clockwork Orange (1971)

71. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

72. The Shawshank Redemption (1994) Seen It

73. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

74. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Seen It

75. In the Heat of the Night (1967) Seen It

76. Forrest Gump (1994) Seen It

77. All the President’s Men (1976)

78. Modern Times (1936)

79. The Wild Bunch (1969)

80. The Apartment (1960)

81. Spartacus (1960)

82. Sunrise (1927)

83. Titanic (1997) Seen It

84. Easy Rider (1969)

85. A Night at the Opera (1935)

86. Platoon (1986)

87. 12 Angry Men (1957)

88. Bringing Up Baby (1938)

89. The Sixth Sense (1999) Seen It

90. Swing Time (1936)

91. Sophie’s Choice (1982)

92. Goodfellas (1990) Seen It

93. The French Connection (1971)

94. Pulp Fiction (1994) Seen It

95. The Last Picture Show (1971)

96. Do the Right Thing (1989)

97. Blade Runner (1982) Seen It

98. Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)

99. Toy Story (1995) Seen It

100. Ben-Hur (1959)

This guy just set the bar fucking extremely high for himself.

This would make an awesome movie.

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Looks pretty good.

(Found @ Nerfnow.com)

Yes Please!!!