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Vermin Love Supreme, a new true hope for America?

When he’s president, we’ll all get a pony.

• “I’m a friendly fascist, I’m a tyrant you can trust!”
• “A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote thrown away!”
• “My free pony platform is a job creation platform… ending our dependence on foreign oil.”
• “We will power turbines with zombies, creating energy to lessen our dependence on foreign oil.”

But in reality, Vermin Supreme is actually a delightful performance artist, anarchist and kidney donation activist. His satirical political career began in 1988 when he ran for mayor of Baltimore Maryland, he lost. He ran for mayor of Detroit and Mercury, Nevada, and lost those as well. In 2000, Supreme declared that he was the “Emperor of the New Millennium” and uses it as the main reason in his campaigns that he should be elected president. He’s participated in every Democratic Presidential Primary since 2004, where he garners a small amount of votes each time.

Some find him an embarrassment to the Democratic Party, but to them I say go shit in a hat. A dose of surrealism and a little realism could go a long way towards bettering public opinion. It takes balls to wear a rubber boot on your head as a hat, glitterbomb your opponent at a televised presidential primary debate because “Jesus told you to.”, and of course admit that the whole thing is a sham. When you have nothing to gain by playing party politics, you can be a Bizarro pony entitlement fascist all you like!

You can find out more about him in a movie directs and costars in as himself, “Vote Jesus, the Chronicles of Ken Stevenson”, check it out here! It’s not out in theaters yet, but there’s a trailer about how they infilitrated the heartland’s most notorious subculture: fundamentalist Christians.

But when was the last time you heard the chicken dance as a politician’s closing statement? It’s time for a change America, and that change is Vermin Supreme!