Conversation With The “Homeless”
As I was walking out of a gas station I was approached by two men and well this is what happened.
“Homeless” Man #1:
Excuse me sir, me and my friend here just got off the bus from Dallas where we lost everything. We have no jobs and have no money could you spare anything
“Homeless” Man #2:
We have been eating from dumpsters, we even got these clothes out of the trash from up the street next to the glass repair shop. *holds up a t-shirt, sweatpants and a pair of sunglasses.*
“Homeless” Man #1:
The guy that owns that place is a drunk, he started yelling at us for just walking through his parking lot. Telling us that we needed to get jobs and quit bothering people.
“Homeless” Man #2:
What an asshole, he is lucky I’ve been through anger management or I would have beat that drunk fucker’s ass.
“Homeless” Man #1:
Sorry, bout my friend sir he gets worked up sometimes…
At this point I hand a 10 to “Homeless” guy #1 and walk across the street to a local burger place, not even seconds later here comes the “Homeless” two-some.
“Homeless” Man #1:
I am starving!
“Homeless” Man #2:
*Walks over to me* Um, how much did you give my friend?
Me:
A 10
“Homeless” Man #2:
*Wide eyed* Seriously! Aw thanks man. Here I thought that asshole was going to ruin my day .
*Runs over to “Homeless” man #1* This shit is a waste of money lets go to Burger-King *looks back at me*
Me:
*point off to the right* that way.
“Homeless” Man #1:
But I hungry now.
“Homeless” Man #2:
You can get more at Burger-King
“Homeless” Man #1:
Damn it, okay
Honestly, I gave them a 10 for the simple fact that they had their shit together and gave me a interesting experience instead of the usual “hey man, got any spare change…” These two modern day bards have just set the bar a little high for everyone in need.
