Man, I Am Glad That Look Didn’t Last
He looks like either like a 70s Porn Star or a Pedophile, maybe that is why they changed it after the first episode.
Homefront Is No Home Run
Homefront is a standard FPS wrapped around a unique story; in the year 2027 a unified Korea has taken over mainland America. While the premise does sound fucking awesome, it’s truly the only bright part of the game.
Single Player:
The single player campaign is just too short. Shooters tend to run on the short side (10-20 max), but Homefront is ridiculously short clocking in at 9 hours of game time. Not only is it short, but it’s buggy: sluggish cameras that take precious time to move, running feeling like Bill Clinton on a jaunty jog in sweats, and squatting for cover behind objects that provides little or no cover. Many times I had to restart from a checkpoint because the A.I. wasn’t following along or worse it would trap me between it and an object. I can’t begin to count the number of times that I was gunned down because an enemy A.I decided I was the last thing left on earth; when this happened friendly NPCs wouldn’t be able to hit the broad side of a barn, much less the enemy.
Multiplayer:
It took me two days to finally find a multi-player match, there just weren’t enough servers available to handle all the users. I’m not sure if they thought no one would be buying their game, or if they just didn’t think far enough ahead, but this is pretty damn problematic.
I played skirmish, with switches between death match and Homefront’s version of capture the flag. You can choose between several styles, including vehicles, and playing the matches will earn you Battle Points that you can spend to buy upgrades and other snazzy in game stuff.
Rating: 6/10
Overall, I would say that if you’re interested in playing this game, think about renting it and see if it holds replay value for you. The story is truly unique among FPS, and despite its bugs, it does keep you busy for a few hours.
So Being Trendy Is More Important Then Grammar?
Haha! Fooled you! Seriously though, how hard is it to jam an apostrophe up on this monstrosity? I know chicks who hit the Wet Seal aren’t the brightest in creation, but still, it’s only one step up from having “Free Cum Dumpster” splattered across your ass in cheap glitter.
Does Beyoncé Miss Destiny’s Child?
I noticed that lately most of the music video Beyoncé has released feature her dancing with two backup dancers. Which begs the question is she starting to miss Destiny’s Child or is this just her new version of the former group (she gets all the attention and the other two girls are just in the background.)
Green Light
Single Ladies
Diva
Ego
Guess Who
Welcome to this edition of Guess Who!. Watch the video then pick from the answers below of who the ad is for.
Here are your choices:
A. Pfizer
B. eHarmony
C. Coors Lite
D. Facebook
E. Scientology
F. Your Mom
And the answer is… *Drum Roll*
Yes! That is right the answer is E. Scientology. They may not believe in taking drugs but they have no problem hiring the same ad company apparently.
That ends this Edition of Guess Who! until next time.
Food Network Supports Fat Food For A Second
It would seem The Food Network is trying out Subliminal messaging and the product is “McDonalds”?
