One Of The Lesser Known Presidential Candidates
A white Herman Cain? Check out that pimpalicious jacket!
Vermin Love Supreme, a new true hope for America?
When he’s president, we’ll all get a pony.
- “I’m a friendly fascist, I’m a tyrant you can trust!”
- “A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote thrown away!”
- “My free pony platform is a job creation platform… ending our dependence on foreign oil.”
- “We will power turbines with zombies, creating energy to lessen our dependence on foreign oil.”
But in reality, Vermin Supreme is actually a delightful performance artist, anarchist and kidney donation activist. His satirical political career began in 1988 when he ran for mayor of Baltimore Maryland, he lost. He ran for mayor of Detroit and Mercury, Nevada, and lost those as well. In 2000, Supreme declared that he was the “Emperor of the New Millennium” and uses it as the main reason in his campaigns that he should be elected president. He’s participated in every Democratic Presidential Primary since 2004, where he garners a small amount of votes each time.
Some find him an embarrassment to the Democratic Party, but to them I say go shit in a hat. A dose of surrealism and a little realism could go a long way towards bettering public opinion. It takes balls to wear a rubber boot on your head as a hat, glitterbomb your opponent at a televised presidential primary debate because “Jesus told you to.”, and of course admit that the whole thing is a sham. When you have nothing to gain by playing party politics, you can be a Bizarro pony entitlement fascist all you like!
You can find out more about him in a movie directs and costars in as himself, “Vote Jesus, the Chronicles of Ken Stevenson”, check it out here! It’s not out in theaters yet, but there’s a trailer about how they infilitrated the heartland’s most notorious subculture: fundamentalist Christians.
But when was the last time you heard the chicken dance as a politician’s closing statement? It’s time for a change America, and that change is Vermin Supreme!
Women I Would Like To See In Playboy Over Lindsay Lohan
So by now I am pretty sure everyone has either seen or heard about the infamous January/February 2012 issue of Playboy that has Lindsay Lohan in it. To be honest I saw it and the best word to describe it is well “meh”, I started thinking about it and decided to come up with a list of women I would like to see in playboy.
So lets get started in no certain order…
Kat Dennings
Katie McGrath
Alyson Hannigan
Amanda Seyfried
Yvonne Strahovski
So what do you think? Agree, Disagree, Do you have your own list? leave it in the comments
