Women I Would Like To See In Playboy Over Lindsay Lohan

So by now I am pretty sure everyone has either seen or heard about the infamous January/February 2012 issue of  Playboy that has Lindsay Lohan in it. To be honest I saw it and the best word to describe it is well “meh”, I started thinking about it and decided to come up with a list of women I would like to see in playboy.

So lets get started in no certain order…

Kat Dennings

Katie McGrath

Alyson Hannigan

Amanda Seyfried

Yvonne Strahovski

So what do you think? Agree, Disagree, Do you have your own list? leave it in the comments

Conversation With The “Homeless”

As I was walking out of a gas station I was approached by two men and well this is what happened.

“Homeless” Man #1:
Excuse me sir, me and my friend here just got off the bus from Dallas where we lost everything. We have no jobs and have no money could you spare anything

“Homeless” Man #2:
We have been eating from dumpsters, we even got these clothes out of the trash from up the street next to the glass repair shop. *holds up a t-shirt, sweatpants and a pair of sunglasses.*

“Homeless” Man #1:
The guy that owns that place is a drunk, he started yelling at us for just walking through his parking lot. Telling us that we needed to get jobs and quit bothering people.

“Homeless” Man #2:
What an asshole, he is lucky I’ve been through anger management or I would have beat that drunk fucker’s ass.

“Homeless” Man #1:
Sorry, bout my friend sir he gets worked up sometimes…

At this point I hand a 10 to “Homeless” guy #1 and walk across the street to a local burger place, not even seconds later here comes the “Homeless” two-some.

“Homeless” Man #1:
I am starving!

“Homeless” Man #2:
*Walks over to me* Um, how much did you give my friend?

Me:
A 10

“Homeless” Man #2:
*Wide eyed* Seriously! Aw thanks man. Here I thought that asshole was going to ruin my day .
*Runs over to “Homeless” man #1*  This shit is a waste of money lets go to Burger-King *looks back at me*

Me:
*point off to the right* that way.

“Homeless” Man #1:
But I hungry now.

“Homeless” Man #2:
You can get more at Burger-King

“Homeless” Man #1:
Damn it, okay 

Honestly, I gave them a 10 for the simple fact that they had their shit together and gave me a interesting experience instead of the usual “hey man, got any spare change…” These two modern day bards have just set the bar a little high for everyone in need.

Confessions Of A Future _______

I sometimes envy people like Gary Vaynerchuk and Leo Laporte for the fact that they seem to know what their thing is. I on the other hand, honestly have no clue what my thing is. At first this would seem like a bad thing and that is what I originally thought but after further consideration I realized that I am not tied down to a single niche. If I want to talk about Video Games, I can rant to my hearts content and then post about some horrible movie and bounce into a post about what happened at Wal-mart.

The Monster’s Darkside

So, I signed up last month at Monster.com with a resume hoping to get a job offer. Bad news is that the only thing I have gotten is a mass of spams and scams.

They state that they saw your resume and would like you to apply for a position within their company. That is where they get you because as soon as you hit the submit button on the sign-up page your email inbox will get slammed with every type of spam e-mail every made available on the internet.

If that happens you should just open a new email account because you will not be able to every clean it out.

I just can’t see how and why Monster would want these people using their site. This just takes time from people looking for jobs and opens up people to be taking advantage of because they expect Monster to help them not paint a target on their back.

Before you say that it might not be coming because of the resume on Monster, let me just say that I only get these email in the E-mail account I used with Monster.

Some Possible “Scam” Companies:

• TooSpoiled.com
• Kasambacareers.com Which isn’t Kasamba.com
• Ask-America.org
• USAVoice.org
• Ebandsearch.com

If anyone knows of others or can prove that anyone listed is wrong leave a comment or email me.