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Onion Rings

I have no idea what made Sara have the urge to make Onion Rings, but then again when have I ever questioned a chance at food.

Stuff You Will Need:
1 Large Onion
pot of cooking oil
cup of flour
cup of buttermilk pancake mix
1 egg
cup of milk
pepper, seasoning salt
plate
paper towels

Lets Begin, preheat your pot of cooking oil on medium for about ten minutes.

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Slice your onion.

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Mix the ingredients in a bowl until it is smooth.

Onion3

Dip the onion in the batter then place in the oil *CAREFULLY*.

Make sure not to place too many in the oil at once or they will stick together.

Onion4

Cook for about 3 to 4 minutes on one side.

Onion5

Then flip and cook for another 3 to 4 minutes until golden brown.

Onion6

Remove from oil letting the excess drip off for a second.

Onion7

Place on plate with paper towel to soak up any extra oil.

Repeat previous steps

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Reward yourself with Onion Rings, I prefer mine with Ketchup

*How do you do Onion Rings?*

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Liquid Caramel Apple

Ingredients:

  • A Glass
  • Apple Fanta
  • Butterscotch Schnapps

Pour the Apple Fanta into the Glass and then add a splash (or more depending on your taste) of the Butterscotch Schnapps.

It isn’t a exact science, so it can take a few tries to get the best result.

Enjoy